If a lady's ass is so dense that it bends space, im not sure hitting that would be so fun.
It would be like fucking steel and smacking concrete.
Hard pass, thank you very much. Theoretically, my dick would be crushed the moment i crossed the even horizon of such an ass.
We learned masking like...week two of my highschool Photoshop class. And I bet it's way easier nowadays with AI tools.
It's been a while since I've seen warped background pics but I always assume they do it as a joke.
Hell man, cell phone cameras automatically apply a bunch of filters that used to cost hundreds of dollars back in the day.