I may have 0 opportunities to meet people and a body and face that very few people would be interested in... But it's ok, because I'm far too insecure, depressed, and full of self hatred to have anything approaching a healthy relationship! So really, it's for the best.
I swear to god why are indie coffee brands so fucking edgy. Every coffee aisle has like 12 of these " murder kill die rats ass mega death disease bringer shit fucker" coffee brands.
The specialty roasters around here post about coffee pretty much exclusively. Happy this forced corporate funny/meme culture hasn't spread to them.
They're trying to appeal to the beta cucks that follow joe bogan.
Because coffee is manly and testosterone or something.
Worse comes to worst, at least you're contributing to your community. Plus, you can talk to your squadmates about mounts and pressure pads.