All I'll say is that I'm glad that I'm neither your child, nor a member of your software development team..
They lost their firstborn son in The War to untracked artillery because neither -i, -n, nor -f were given.
jeez, you must be fun to be around. I'd say it's the OP who dodged the bullet with you in their team lol
Your bedroom and your code sound dirty. No dessert until there are no more dirty clothes on the floor and all your merge conflicts are resolved.