As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
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But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.
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Fun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
We're off that. We're already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we'll fight China for it.
I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.
I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can't even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.
U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/
Apparently yes: https://membership.theonion.com/
I've always wanted to have a physical copy and apparently through this weekend they have 1y for $60, so fuck it, signed up. It sounds like they just restarted offering the print version? Message post-signup says start sending them for the Oct issue.
U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I'm about 60% sure that's not real.
Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
That's the fucking Feywild, bro. Those borders aren't going to stay where they're at. France needs to look out.
Exactly.
You can tell this by it not being holy, not Roman, or an empire. It's just their thing.
The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.
It's a Russian enclave, but I don't know what it's called without looking it up. I'll be the first to say "Oooooh right" when someone does post the name.
Akshually it's a Russian exclave. That means it's disconnected from the main part of Russia. An enclave is like Vatican city which is totally surrounded by Italy. 🤓🤓
Having been there, that's a lot less than I would have imagined it to be. But that means nothing.
So, pre WWII that was more-or-less East Prussia. Does anybody know how Russian it is these days, in terms of language and culture? Is there any remaining hint of Prussianness vs Russianness? I would think that having no land route connecting it to the rest of Moscow might result in it having its own identity. But, I don't know enough about its history to know if any of the people there feel a connection to the pre-WWII identity.
OTOH, sometimes you get the opposite effect, like people in the Falkland Islands feeling even stronger connections to Britain than a lot of the people actually living in the British Isles.
Also, since it's the home of the Black Sea fleet, I imagine that means a lot of Russians in the navy moving there, which would tend to exert a strong Russian cultural influence on the area.
Well all inhabitants were pretty much thrown out or fled to Germany in fear of persecution. Then Stalin filled it up with ethnic Russians.
They do have their own identity afaik, but it stems more from the connections they made with the neighbours: Lithuania and Poland.
I don't know how deep it goes, but Kaliningraders were more against the war as it inconvenienced them in doing their shopping in Lithuania.
Btw it's only half of East Prussia, the southern half was given to Poland.
Lolol, was about to post that I played enough hoi4 to know what the south of France looks like
This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.
This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”
It's a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald's there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.
Okay, fair point. Then tell me what is in the red circle, without looking it up.
Note, that I only added a red circle and an arrow and no additional country.
It's only a country in the vaguist sense. It's a historical artifact. Charlemagne's last gasp. It's beyond funny that they have a vote in the UN, despite being effectively a tax haven and ski resort.
It's such a bizarre thing that Macron is a prince there.
Doh, I thought it was Liechtenstein. I rember three small things from my kids geography quizes... Monaco, Vatican city, and Liechtenstein. So in my mind it had to be one of them. Lol.
Lichtenstein is between Switzerland and Austria. And there is also San Marino surrounded by Italy.
Andorra is actually quite big compared to the other European microstates.