Oh no.
Good thing I have like, 3 keyboards
Squish
Spiderbros eat bugs that bite you. Leave them be.
Would a vacuum work?
are you sure its fully under, ctrl?
That spider has power now. This is humanity's last chance.
"Oh waiter...? Waiter?! There's a spider on my keyboard." "That's nothing, sir - there's a moth on your monitor."
Don't worry, the spider situation is... under control.
(I'm sorry, I had to)