I'm glad this exists, because there is only one other type of Wizard I can think of who wears a pointy hood...
Man, seeing this post got my hopes up that kbin.social was back
A wizard isn't a wizard without a pointy hat. Otherwise it's just a guy who can do magic.
Depends on if my origin story is I’m brooding over the loss of my family or an obnoxious academic who got kicked out.
I hereby decree that any wizard not wearing a pointy hat shall be excommunicated if they do not aquire one in 24 hours of receiving an official warning and present it to a certified official..