So female masturbation is still sanctified. Got it. Let me just go ahead and close the door and turn on this white noise machine......
Mark 9:13
Jesus replied, "Elijah does indeed come, and he will restore all things. But I tell you that Elijah has already come, and they did not recognize him, but have done to him whatever they wished. In the same way, the Son of Man will suffer at their hands."
40 days and 40 nights in the desert with no food and you reckon Jesus didn't rub one out to lift his mood, yeah, OK
But what if you occasionally take a break from climbing the ladder to heaven, with your hands full of penis?
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It’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t
https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
There is Jacob's ladder in the bible, a prophetic dream sequence with various interpretations.
Jacob's ladder the decorative body piercing is probably not what this meme had in mind, nor is it something you really wanna google at work for porn reasons, but it seems more fun to climb than their idea.
Even if you were a perfectly efficient ladder climbing robot, you still would not stand a chance climbing the ladder to heaven because of a little thing called specific impulse, which you woefully lack and this other little thing called heaven, hell and god aren't real they were invented by humans to give false hope to other humans and through that false hope control other humans and also get wrecked theists