Not all jokes are what they cream to be. That said, this one really whipped the competition.
Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
Answering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?
Everything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.
I'm pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
Did they think the butter took on magical powers when it was formed into the shape of a cow in order for those thin butter legs to hold up the weight of an entire butter cow?
I am assuming a giant sculpture of a cow that is made out of butter. Probably for a county fair.