“Excerpt from the Kamasaura, an ancient reptilian text on sexuality, eroticism and emotional fulfillment.”
"Rearranging the bones took all weekend, but it was worth it to see the looks on all your faces. By the way, I quit."
Yeah furry porn is more lucrative but the community for dino fucking isn't as extinct as they are.
Everything I know about dinosaur fur I learned from the Tim Meadows sketch on I Think You Should Leave:
Fuck! I should've been Barney!
How?
Could've been like Barney's hair. Hey look at me, I'm Barney. Like Barney's hair.
Barney doesn't have hair.
Will you shut the fuck up, he's like a cloth! Cloth is hairs, just little tiny hairs. Even his mouth has little hairs. I mean it's cloth, cloth is little hairs!