Is that the palest white bread I've ever seen or did you somehow buy it with the crust already removed
In the UK crustless breads are quite common indeed. Not sure though if the one shown here is an example of that. If I remember correctly, the crustless versions also have the end pieces removed.
I'm guessing, it's soup which was originally contained in a can and forgot that it's supposed to be liquid.
Unless it's supposed to be gazpacho, I'm sure it's fine if you just heat it and stir it a bit.
Good evening, I will be your waiter for tonight. Can I take your order?
"What's your most popular item on the menu?"
The shitty soup.
"I'll have the shitty soup, then."
Ah! Excellent choice... or should I say: shitty choice?
"Ha ha ha."
BWA HAHA HAHAHA...!