Common misconception. We cruelly hunt the majestic dorit, only to harvest the toes and discard the rest.
It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.
Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You'd need a source of milk and rennet, you'd need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in
quicklime
I read that as QuickTime and thought damn, I gotta download QuickTime even to make fuckin Doritos?
I just figured there'd be an adult dor and we're eating the little kids spawned from the dor's succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.
You have to go out in the desert and mimic their mating call. I won't demonstrate as it's quite embarrassing.