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And not a rubber glove in sight.

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papacraw

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"Look at that beta male, not even asserting his dominance over the couches!"

-JD Vance, probably

hOrni

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I'm calling it. This year's most popular couples costume for Halloween will be JD Vance and a couch.

pyre

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I'm sure there will be some people but not the most popular... i don't think too many people would want to debase themselves enough to dress up as something so weird and disgusting.

I'm sure a lot of people will dress up as a couch though.

Kolanaki

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IMO, Halloween is meant to dress up as something scary, so I'll be going as Donald Trump because that's the scariest thing I can think of.

ouRKaoS

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Trump mask + long black robe = Emperor Trump.

Jackass Darth Vance can be nearby breathing heavily over a furniture catalog.

nonailsleft

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I've never seen so much restraint in my life

FlyingSquid

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I showed the pictures to J.D. and he tells me those couches are just begging for it.

Huschke

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Found Vance's account.

dogsnest

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"They're saying he stole this one, everybody's saying it, he's in worlds no one's ever heard, he's communist, fascist....sir, sir they said, ..."

pyre

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subtle

Kowowow

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Yup just tucked it up under his shirt and walked out

einlander

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I only vote for vice presidents that respect couches.

ignotum

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"grab 'em by the seatcushion"

JD Vance probably

Bakkoda

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"Friendzoned by a couch? Typical liberal male cuck"

/S And i hope i used that term right

Diplomjodler3

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He's the kind of couch user couches wish they had.

Goldholz

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Oooh JD Vance will be mad!

slothrop

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