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Putting the rumors to rest /s

17 comments

einlander

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Why won't they release their visitors record? What are they hiding?

FuglyDuck

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What he did to that horse

His clap back on walz was pure projection.

qprimed

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"...does not currently hold..." doing Olympic gold levels of heavy lifting here.

FuglyDuck

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Also, somebody should check the rules.

Just guessing but “jerking off the dolphins” is not listed.

betterdeadthanreddit

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Not listed yet.

CaptainEffort

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They should really revise the rules of conduct, what he did being allowed is disgusting

hperrin

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“As far as what he did to the couch in the lounge… well… that couch has been disposed of properly.”

captainlezbian

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Translation for those who haven’t been to our lovely zoo: the dolphins consented

ryry1985

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I didn't understand. What is he accused of doing?

Honytawk

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There are some very nice futons in the aquarium exhibit.

Eiim

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Actually, those benches are kinda uncomfortable. Still a nice rest after you've been walking for a couple hours, but not suitable for anything else.

Source: grew up going to the Columbus Zoo

ryry1985

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Ah, that makes sense. I've never been.

Hacksaw

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https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/07/29/jd-vance-repost-screenshot-dolphin-porn/

Basically he was searching Twitter for "woman" "dolphin" and retweeted a video that said "woman gets violated by a dolphin and enjoys it".

Etterra

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This is new to me too. Maybe he saw a manatee and mistook it for his couch.

Rakonat

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Columbus Zoo? What? Is this related to the 2 million stolen by employees or something else?

bingbong

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Sectional relations with a dolphin, allegedly

Rakonat

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Is there anything with a leathery hide this guy won't put his bits in?