Nah, Donny J got the sloppy seconds after vance finished his struggle snuggle with the chair.
Jesus. He's like that kid that would always take things way too far and ruin the vibe. Great rebuttal to the accusations of being weird, bro. It's super normal to jump straight to horse jizz.
You know who would believably have drunk a gallon of horse cum? Known pedophile, zoophile, and horse fetishist Vaush.
Holy shit he actually said that. What a fucking insane world. Tbh the last 8-ish years have been so insane that I'm not even scared at this point because I'm not sure I'm really perceiving anything as real anymore.
I like that the JD thing was probable enough to be believable (and let's be honest, teenage boys be teenage boys) but the horse things just seems like a fetish JD has.
Walz is like the dadest person, there's no way I can even imagine the man has sex, let alone anything as weird as what JD would do.
I heard, many people are saying it, but I heard that JD Vance finds diapers to be like cushions for your ass, couches that you can take with you. Of course, this has implications for why he loves trump so much...
I mean one joke came up from some guy on twitter and everyone run with it because it's funny and absurd but still totally believable.
The other joke is HORSE CUM
that's the main point they're missing. one is funny to meme about because it's totally fucking believable. the other one isn't organic, clearly forced to counter the former, desperate af, and no one would even remotely believe this man who looks like he was created in a lab to be relatable as everyone's dad would do such a thing. because guess what, the people who don't believe in consent and would happily abuse animals are on the other side.
It's actually precisely the opposite if you go with the "handsome guy gets to say offensive things while ugly guy gets slapped down for a mild comment" which is what the original meme suggests.