are you seriously so devoted to a programming language that you heard someone say java was shit and assumed they must be talking about javascript
Imagine trying to find shoes that don't look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.
Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
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Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!
I'm very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.