Courts Witness

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Why do I love this so much? It’s so stupid but it’s adorable

"Permission to approach the bench?"

*smootch*

Objection, relevance

I plead the fifth

THERE ARE... I SAID THERE ARE... SO MANY AMENDMENTS

Prosecution:

I'd object but this is so fucking adorable... and it gets me a perfect mistrial!

With those massive green eyes I’m just imagining it’s Gir, so the answer is going to be “I LIKE WAFFLES!”