The best athlete sponsorship
Link to the source: https://x.com/slothanova/status/1818681698667667720
Link to the source: https://x.com/slothanova/status/1818681698667667720
Fascinating women with cheese may still be legal in CyrodiiI, but few will admit to it now that the Mage's Guild has banned it.
Farewell.
They banned me from using "ketamine ape" all cause it somehow got the emperor killed. I shall use "testicular torsion" and "mend butt crack" on them.
Mend Buttcrack proves once again, Restoration is the strongest catagory of magicks known to mer and man.
Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine
And I’m pretty sure the government took away my Cheez Waffles from Food Lion…
They’re coming for our Gruyère next.
Someone else who knows Cheez Waffies!? They were the absolute best snack. They vanished when we jumped to the bad timeline. There is no replacement; I've checked. :(
Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.
For real though, Fontina is some good shit on pizza. Not as the base cheese, just like an extra topping.
Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.
Which is still just 1/30th of a wheel, imagine what you could've done with that! I once ate in a restaurant where they roll the pasta hot pasta in a full wheel with a little cup part cut out in the middle, delicious.
It's not AI. It's real. Source in Italian:
https://www.parmigianoreggiano.com/it/news/parmigiano-reggiano-giorgia-villa-olimpiadi-tokyo/
You would be surprised how much better it’s gotten within a one year period
That and the fact that you can just regenerate the image until you get one with non shitty looking hands
A wheel of Parmigiano is about 40kg. That's 2/3rds of her weight... they look weird 'cause they're 'shopped.
I know those are probably prop cheese wheels, but I can't help but think they could've made a lot of money selling the ones she did the splits on.
This looks like AI, I know it isn't, but it's just bizarre enough that my brain goes "nope can't be real."
I think it's because I accidentally uploaded a really low-res version which is probably no better than cropping the initial xitter screenshot above. That and it is an ad and therefore generously retouched.
That's understandable, her feet and hands both look very strange, that's usually the biggest giveaway for AI. Her right hand is angled to show not enough fingers, and her left hand is bent the opposite way of what you'd expect and looks like a foot. Her foot looks like she has a tiny big toe, overly curled other toes and no heel. The reflection of the cheese on the under side of her forward pointing leg makes it look like she has an extra knee on the back of her calf.
I think the real question we all you to be asking yourself, is what has kept you from getting a sponsorship from big cheese?
I think it's because I'd need to be some sort of athlete and not just sit there eating cheese by the handful
Back when I saw ads I used to regularly see commercials for eggs. Just a friendly reminder how good they are.
My wife was a college gymnast when I met her. She was ridiculously strong, I was scaroused. Gymnasts are not from this planet. That weight would be no problem for most.
Edit: on second look, her hands aren’t clasped and fingers loosely interlinked, probably fake cheese but my above comment still stands.
I never knew any sponsorship would work on me and yet here i am desperatly craving for parmesan near me.
This can't brie. You gouda be kidding me. I can't deal with cheese puns on my provolone.
♪ I hanker for a hunk-a, a slab a side, a chunk-a...I hanker for a hunk of cheese.
When your ten gallon hat is feeling five gallons flat, or anytime you're weak in the knees. ♪
I've got to say, big cheese has a slightly better mascot these days.