Cincinnati chili has one of the biggest disconnects between looks and taste in food. It looks like absolute trash. It's a meal you would assume a hobo made from random dumpster dives. Sometimes they show a big plate of it during a national sports broadcast that's in Cincinnati, and I've seen people leave the room because it literally makes them nauseous. But damn if it isn't shockingly tasty, filling, and satisfying. Something about the cinnamon and beans, plus spaghetti underneath just clicks, and it's rare to find someone who generally doesn't like it when they give it a chance. It's a weird food.
Funny I had n eee ver heard of this. But I thought to myself that’s a really good idea. (I like chili, I like spaghetti, so why not.) but I’m like damn that picture makes it look awful.
I would 100% eat this without beans.
Before anyone decides to come at me, I am autistic and the texture of most beans make me want to puke.
Im confused... cincinatti chili is the shit. This is coming from a person who has never been remotely near cincinatti.
When you hear jokes about Italians getting angry at non-traditional pizzas, in reality it's about certain Americans and chili.
They'll literally beat eachother up if there's beans, no beans, this spice, not that spice, etc. While Italians don't give a fuck about peoples pizza, as long as they don't try to call it authentic Italian when it's not.
I'm high and would definitely eat this rn.
Coming off 72 hours of non stop nausea and I'd eat any fucking thing I can.
The metric shitload of cheese would make me apprehensive about making myself nauseous again, but the chili spaghetti can get straight into my belly. It's like chili mac for people of culture.
Thankfully it says cheese is not included.
I can just use a regular amount if I make it. I wonder how different types of cheese will taste on it.
Parmesan would be interesting. Blue cheese would be horrid but I wanna try that too.
Like enough for one bite so the rest isn't ruined.
I can only stand Cincinnati chili with a bunch of cheese and hot sauce. The coneys are the best way to eat that chili close second is a chili dip.
Three anti-Ohio memes on the front page right now.
I feel like I missed something.
I'm also not sure I want to know.
Large billboards that say "Hell is real!" Or something similar. They are so frequent in the more remote areas that it has been noticed by other parts of the world. Those wacky Evangelicals at it again. Those little rascals.
It's really just the set of 2 billboards right next to each other on 71 between Cincinnati and Columbus. On the reverse sides they've got the 10 commandments. The annual match between Columbus Crew and FC Cincinnati is known as the "Hell is Real" match.
There actually are a few more scattered about in the smaller town areas, but for the sake of not identifying my location any further, I will leave that up to people to find on their own.
It’s all over the cities remotely close to Cincinnati too… and it’s actually pretty good. Not big on the spaghetti part, but the chili is pretty good.
With the texture of those noodles, I can only imagine this is like a bland version of a soggy Frito pie.
Yeah honestly it’s one of the few meats I still crave as a pescatarian, which is weird because it’s always been pretty good but nothing super special aside from tasting like home
This is good a few times a year. You can get habanero cheese and they have a good house hot sauce. You can also do mini coneys instead of noodles.
I honestly never had chili on spaghetti till I moved here. It also only happened because we were too poor for spaghetti sauce.
i mean it's spiced differently and usually has beans but the main ingredient is still tomatoes. not that different from having a meat sauce
It’s unholy. I had a coworker tell me that I “needed to force it down a few times” before I would start to like it. That’s stockholm syndrome for food my guy.
the only restaurant chili with cinnamon is skyline, which is specifically why i dont like it
I think we have different ideas of "extremely normal".
EDIT: Also, that looks like around a pound of cheese on top of that dish, goddamn!
As a native, I can confirm that when you order a three-way (no I'm not kidding, that's actually what they're called) they will absolutely murder it with shredded cheese. Sometimes it's piled up like 3-4 inches high. They do the same with the coneys too but you can only really stack like 2 inches of cheese on a hot dog bun.
5-way has diced onions and beans in the chili as well
In the same vein, a 4-way has either onions OR beans, but not both
That guy must have never left Cincinnati, because they're the only people in the world who like this stuff
Chilimac is great. It is not like regular chili and is best topped with cheddar cheese and diced onion.
So, you’re looking at this and it looks like normal chili. And you’re thinking chili with cheese and spaghetti, yeah I could go for that. Then you eat it, and some asshole put cinnamon in the chili instead of chili powder and cumin and you realize you have been duped into eating Christmas vomit with cheese and noodles.
Don't get me wrong, I like all these things. But this looks fucking disgusting. Get better cooking skills. Don't treat yourself like this.