https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/31/machete-fight-in-southend-on-sea/
People dressed in black were seen brandishing big knives near a theme park
Pffft, more nanny state nonsense. Can't even have a cheeky little machete fight anymore.
Back when I was a bairn the whole street would have machete fights. Little Timmy lost an arm, but you never hear him complain about it.
Just force them to finish the fight. Throw them in an arena and the last one alive gets to leave with no charges.
and a mass dispersal order was put into place
I.e "Piss off and do this somewhere else."
But, but, I use it for home defense. If I'm ever attacked by an Amazonian tribe, I can defend myself.