That’s a sexy goddamned couch and anyone saying they wouldn’t fuck it is a liar.
"JD" is a pronoun. "JD" is not his legal name.
He has specifically asked to be referred to as "JD".
Hence "JD" is his preferred pronoun.
I'm half convinced at this point that the whole couch thing is an intentional diversion from his actual politics
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”