My first job in high school I asked what my title was. I was a mail clerk.
The owner of the company, as a joke, had business cards printed up for me that read: Deputy to the Assistant Vice President of Mailroom Operations.
I felt kinda special until he also printed some for his dog and started handing them out to any visitor that pet him.
everybody talk shit until they need the boiler fixed, and that needs a plumber and an electrician.
