This won't age well after Trump is finished with NASA and their funding turned in to a bankrupt ready golf resort.
Edit: rearranged words
Come on by for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. There is no need for a car when you can arrive at your desired destination in seconds.
Fine print: One-way trip only. Parachutes are not included.
Grampa: I wish I could see Grandma again, Eric. I miss her so much. Eric: Grampa! I've got a great idea! Now close your eyes and count to ten.