You're welcome to test that assertion at your convenience. Please do not let us know how it goes ಠ_ಠ
Peanut butter bacon cookies, bacon Blondies, maple bacon cookies... This isn't a fringe thing, lots of people add bacon to cookies it's crunchy!
https://www.hormelfoods.com/recipe/spam-peanut-butter-and-chocolate-chip-cookies/
Our good friends at Hormel have guidance... But basically they make it crispy like bacon first.
Have you ever had spam? I feel like a lot of people who have never had it and talk shit about it, but it is so dam good.
Yes, I had it in a Hawaiian restaurant and was not a fan of the flavour or the texture. I'm glad you enjoy it, but I hope you'll forgive me if I decline any baked goods you proffer.
I still think it's wild they serve it in restaurants there. Imo it's not a restaurant food it's a I don't want to put effort into dinner while still having dinner taste good food.
But Wellington uses puff pastry, not cookie dough…
And yes, of course people have already done this:
Is the food crime murdering a pig? I don't see how this is worse than a pie. Baked good around meat.
Spookie reminds me of "Spuckie". (Obviously different).