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DeSantis stops FL beach closures despite "fecal pollution" warnings

https://floridainsider.com/government/desantis-stops-fl-beach-closures-despite-fecal-pollution-warnings/

DeSantis made the announcement this week, even though two months prior, Florida residents had received a swimming advisory due to "fecal pollution."

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Come to Florida where the beaches are as shitty as our politics.

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Ehh, I don't think you're there yet. But by god , you're getting closer.

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if the E. coli doesn’t get you, then the red tide or flesh eating bacteria surely will!

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That's not pudding on his fingers this time.

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Swim in shit suckers! Look a trans person used a bathroom!

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🤡🤡🤡

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Sharks or shit, can't close the beaches when money is more important than safety.

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He’s going to burn the place down before he leaves.

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He's been burning it down since day zero though

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Not as exciting as a great white shark that is extra enamored of human flesh, but the outcome is the same: people will die.

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I guess Florida ran out of Carl Hiaasen YA protagonists to keep that shit at bay.