is there any evidence that sticking your dick in bread doesn't let you know if it's done?
teach the controversy
Entirely untrue. Not only is this not a good way to tell if bread is done because it would be very bad for your dick, AND the bread… but not once does this come up as a result when searching.
It's one thing to censor the word dick, but this find and replace they've done is just cruel towards men with tiny and very thin penises!
In case you're unaware, people do not get the same results from searching. Just because you're not seeing something doesn't mean the same applies to billions of other people.
Masterful polluting of the data. This is the digital version of shitting in the water source that PepsiCo taps for its spring water (not to be confused with the normal water that it loots from municipal sources).
What if I don't have a dick? Do I need to get someone with a dick to test the bread? Can I use a dildo? My fingers?
You put a meat thermometer into the bread for thirty seconds then insert it into the vagina.
I mean it works, if you're strong enough to penetrate the crust that is. Only works for real alpha males.