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I Might Have Ordered the Wrong Sandwich

I distinctly remember saying, "Beef".

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scytale

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This is the receipt Elon showed the flight stewardess when he asked her for a massage.

CaptainBasculin

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SonicBlue03

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Looks like what you received is Greater Than Horse.

rbn

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They just describe all the meat based on the animal's size in relation to a horse.

Chicken? < Horse Horse? = Horse Beef? > Horse

tkk13909

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How hungry?

KingJalopy

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Hungry enough to pay for food at a restaurant

Vandals_handle

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Ham on rye, secretions extra?

corus_kt

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Interesting combo, as most would say horse secretions are an acquired taste

spujb

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how hungry

cam_i_am

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That's just Australian for ketchup: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dead%20horse

HEXN3T

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https://tenor.com/bPTwo.gif

HEXN3T

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Okay how in the blazes do you embed a GIF

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