I fuckin' knew it!

The Flat Bird Society appreciates your efforts to spread the truth.

• Vehicle - equipment that carries people, animals, and/or cargo;
• Unmanned - not controlled by a single person or crew;
• Aerial - idk this bitch is floating.

Conclusion: Earth fits the definition of an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle aka a drone. Thanks Obama.

Ever hear of flat Bigfoot theory? The reason there aren't any good pictures is he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see.

I knew it all along!

… and “wet” is just water.

The world is a vampire.