The BEST spot is a piece of paper you're currently writing on, but this is the best when that's not available. You're a good provider, OP.
I have a tiny 7yo girl kittay that rubs on the laptop screen so often and aggressively that two things have resulted.
- The corners have gross, brown buildup from her gums, drool and dander
- She earned the nickname Gubba, for "gum rubba"
That sir is a distinguished gentleman and where the cell tells him to sit in where he sits.