Just put a toilet brush in an electric drill and use that. Use a new brush if you feel you must, but the brush is cleaner than your whore penis, so I wouldn't bother. For smaller whore penii, a flask brush can be used, but then go on the highest rpm available. It's the same principle as for drills. Small drill - high rpm and large drill - low rpm. If you can find a drill speed chart, follow the recommendations for veal.
For severe cases of whore penis you may have to pre-drill first. Use drill bits for concrete, but don't use hammer mode on the drill as it tends to shatter the whore penis along with surrounding structures. Start at a modest 6mm or 1/4" and continue in large steps until you reach nominal 25mm or 1", depending on your whore penis being metric or wrong. For best results, remember to drill along the length of the penis. After that ordeal, once a week with the toilet brush shuld suffice. Good luck.
I might well be a doctor for all you know.
Yes, yes. We decided to relable this picture on our last annual Vegan-Council.
Joke aside, a plant base diet seems to be better for your arteries.
https://www.businessinsider.com/researcher-gave-up-meat-doctor-described-effects-on-arteries-2022-12
Amd more scientific
There is actually a lot of scientific evidence to back this up. Many male prostitutes will undergo a natural transformation where their penis turns into a breakfast burrito, so they can charge for the night and then again for food in the morning.
This looks like a parody of all those bullshit incel images explaining how a woman's vagina will become loose if she's promiscuous.
Penile implants to combat erectile dysfunction - you can see the original annotations about the valve and pump located in the scrotum, along with the inflatable bladder that gets insert in the shaft.
Fleshlight designs are getting weird (they were getting weird before too, it's just that now also).
You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.
Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.
To be fair, I haven't heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. 🤔