At least they're not charging people to use these bathrooms. Then you'd be kicked out of a fine establishment.
Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).
Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.
Fine, Bs represent bra size so that's the women's room, and a cock is a bird, so that's the men's room.
Any way you slice it, these signs don't help.
Wtf
Alternate comment: I love how you need to internalize 100 years of sexism before you can relieve yourself
Interesting. I didn't know the words origins. I've always considered it alongside the classic English tradition of referring to women as various animals.
This isnt a uniquely female experience. Men commonly refer to their friends as "dog". Also, in the gay community, men's body types are equated to animals such as "bear," "otter," and "cub".
Thank you for the explanation.
As someone not too familiar with American cultures, I'd probably make an assumption and go for the (to me) more masculine bird over the docile and flower loving bee, since bees have stingers that they normally would never use and birds have beaks/peckers.
Hmm, well, I have heard women being compared to singing birds (or more degrading as vultures or pen of hens if in group), but I've more often heard women being romantically compared to bees or flowers. Though, I don't think I've ever heard men being compared to bees, but often to birds (eagles, vultures, seagulls, etc.).
Might also be local culture, as I usually think of harmony, nature, and perhaps matriarchy when pondering bees, while birds seem much more gender neutral, like, standoff-ish, elegant, brutal, impulsive, egoistic, even presented as predatory and evil in children movies and some media.
So, using common stereotyping, you can see where I'm coming from.
Odd that so many people are coming out the woodwork to say they didn't know Britons fairly often call women birds.
I've heard dame used more often than bird myself. Honestly, not sure I've actually heard bird used... it's like a vague sense of "I think I knew that.... right?" and my brain shrugs back.
It's slang you'd hear 50 years ago in the east end and Essex. You'll only really hear it used by gangsters in movies these days or someone putting on the accent for laughs, possibly from an old geezer, you certainly won't hear it used by respectable establishments or family friendly media. It's not generally considered offensive but is considered uncouth.
Find a member of staff and ask where the "human bathrooms" are. Don't let them leave until they explain. Bonus points if you piss your pants while they are trying to explain.
Look them intensely in the eye as piss streams down your leg to establish dominance.
"Excuse me sir/madam, I am looking for the human bathroom as I need to pour out some liquid from inside of my body through my urethra, something we humans normally do."
Kinda. But it gets fucking crazy. Mr Garrison gets surgery to be trans fem. Kyle gets taller, black skin, and Mr Garrison's testicles as his new knees. Gerald becomes a dolphin. It's all over the place.
Matt and Trey use the writing technique of "but, therefore" which leads to very insane story threads (with their ribald thinking)
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Southpark makes fun of literally every and anything, so yeah it could be considered transphobic lol. Just keep in mind the intention is to be gross, over the top, nonsensical, etc...
I hate the excuse of "making fun of everything"
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Eh, life is short, might as well find humor in things, if we tip toed around everything anyone could possibly get offended for, the world would be a pretty bleak place.
Humor isn't harmless, you are affecting the quality of life of minorities if you punch down on them for no reason.
This one might have been, but a few seasons later you have “The Cissy”, probably the most trans-supportive episode they made.
South Park is always "edgy" in the safest way. Climate change was widely ridiculed when they made manbearpig, and the undertones of this one were definitely pretty bad. I give them a pass on mr/Mrs garrison because he's always been a piece of shit much like cartman, but the message with Gerald and Kyle is "surgery doesn't change who you really are." It dropped in 2005 so... Product of the time I guess?
Slang for women is “chicks” and a bit more archaic, “birds” too.
Bees have a…stinger? Dunno about that one.
_prick /prĭk/ noun
... A small, sharp, local pain, such as that made by a needle or bee sting ... A pointed object, such as an ice pick, goad, or thorn. _
Suppose calling men bees is more polite than calling them pricks..
Just look for the one with a line (queue) outside.
Or be fair and pee half in each.
Or be chaotic and scrawl "Mammals" on the wall and pee under that.
So anybody with a cloaca can just go around and use birds?
It's that what you're saying?
#outrage
If you carry and deposit pollen - use the Bees, if you are laying eggs - use the Birds, else use the floor.
Also male birds don't lay eggs 🥚🥚
And only the queen bee lays eggs, any bee out and foraging around is a sterile female.
Isn't it mostly just hummingbirds that would get involved with pollen? Or are there others?
It's not exclusively hummingbirds, there are a few others. The wikipedia pages on Ornithophily and Nectarivores have some info about this.
To be honest, the gender binary makes even less sense for bees (as well as wasps, ants, hornets, termites, and other hive insects) than it does for humans.
Hive insects have three sexes: queens (analogous to females), drones (analogous to males), and workers (which could be analogous to intersex people, but it doesn't really translate into human biology).
I am shocked how few people know Georgia O'Keeffe's paintings? Bees (females) going flower to flower, pollinating.
I hope those are single user bathrooms. It just simplifies things.
Wow never actually got the meaning:
According to tradition, "the birds and the bees" is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and results of sexual intercourse through reference to easily observed natural events. For instance, bees carry and deposit pollen into flowers, a visible and easy-to-explain parallel to fertilization. Female birds laying eggs is a similarly visible and easy-to-explain parallel to ovulation. Another interpretation of the bird laying the egg is childbirth, although that is not as common.
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Why not just make every bathroom a one occupant room? Just because someone has the same genitals as me doesn’t mean I want them to hear me fart.
I once was in the restroom when my (then) boss (plus later doctor father) came to the toilet and farted as loudly as humanly possible. It was very satisfying. Happy that guy is not my boss anymore, he thought his scientific staff are his personal slaves.
I have never written a PhD thesis, so I might not be the best representative, but it's the first time I've heard the phrase.
Ditto for me on both counts. I was trying to figure out if he was your wifes dad who is also your MD or what. So doctor father is more like drag mother.
That would be nice, for small venues that only have a few stalls. However that would take a ton of rooms and money for high traffic areas like stadiums, airports, and so on.
Just make a big trough and make new friends.
Tell that to the women I work with that had us roll back the 12x gender neutral toilet stalls into 5x men + 5x female + 2x genger neutral. Top complaint was "using a stall after a man has used it is disgusting". The second highest complaint was that it smells like someone poo'd in the toilet... which is a strange complaint for a toilet.
Would they rather the poop be out of the toilet? I am so confused lol
Although I do agree. Using a stall after a man has used it is disgusting. Also, using a stall after anyone who is not a man has used it is disgusting. (But only if they don't keep it clean)
There's a reason the seats are liftable. It's to lift before you piss and if you pissed on the rim, then just use the nearby faucet to wash it down, then drop the seat back down when leaving.
The problem is not men, but people who don't think of the next person using the thingy.
I was in a hostel for multiple years and I used to was the toilet before and after the deed.
I went to a restaurant this week where the washroom was just one big room with full door stalls and a full door room the size of two stalls with a few urinals in it. No fear of pissing on the seat of you use a urinal. Also, just lift the seat?
You're preaching to the chior. Try convincing the rest of the men in the world that they also can.
LOL, I worked on a construction site. The men sat for their business or used the funnel on the wall, the women hovered and wet the seat
Bees for pees, birds for tuds.
Can't remember who originally said that but it had me creasing.
That reminds me of stingers for strings and wings for flings.
Used to hear it all the time got me cut up like what.
Birds also poop out the seeds they eat that helps spread them, while bees rub themselves all over the flower, covering themselves with pollen before moving on to the next flower.
Not sure that helps answer the question, though.
I seriously don't know what the hell the "Birds and the bees" even refers to beyond an olde movie cliche.
Both can be pollinators. Both can tend to their eggs/young. As a non-native speaker, the phrase never made sense to me.
It's an old traditionalist saying to reinforce their norms, based on a limited understanding of both biology and society.
OP' was actually meant to take a left, but instead got lost in the back corridors of the local zoo. Regardless of the which door they chose, it ended with a senior first aid officer and a school group being traumatised.
Women are Bees. Men are Birds. Arrhenotoky OP.
Of the 60,000 bees in a hive, almost 99% of them are female! Female honey bees, or worker bees, make all of the decisions in the hive and do all of the work. There are a couple hundred male bees in a hive, but they don't do much but sit around and eat food.
Thats a little to common sense for the average American.
I'd wager bees are boys, for bathroom purposes, cause boys have a "stinger"
Maybe this isn't in America.
That said, if it was in the UK, 'birds' would be for women, so the result would be the same.
I think it's a play on words Bees -> Bs, B stands for Boy. Birds -> British slang for women.
I actually got that after I read my own post
But it did remind me of the joke that Quebec labels the cold water with C for cold and hot water with C for chaud
Same thought different reasoning: the expression "a bees dick" exists. There's no equivalent for birds.
My favourite use is to suggest a near miss: the other car missed the cyclist by a bees dick.
Well, there is the fact that "bird" is itself slang for both penis and woman, though of course in the case of the latter it is antiquated enough to be considered offensive (of course, since as I'm informed the only inoffensive ways to refer to those who identify as belonging to the gender traditionally known as the "not male" gender are "girls" for those under 18 and "women" for those above, the offensiveness of this term is perhaps expected.)
average American... for bathroom purposes,... boys have a "stinger"
Exhibit A!
Or when a webform requires an honorific and none of them is suitable. (I'll usually pick "Honorable")
I love it when serious companies make it a text field, and i get my bills in a letter adressed, in all sincerity, to: Intergalactic Lord Emperor GoosLife
This is literally the only reason I'm considering a PhD: I can put "Dr." on official documents and it'll be accepted.