"Oh, no, not like that. I just take her on a journey through pain and pleasure, tell her what to do, act out wild fantasies, bring her to the brink of tears and have her thank me for it. You know, roleplaying. We actually have a bunch of other guys who do it with us. It's not weird or anything. If you'd like, I wouldn't mind having you too!"
"You know, I only really need one or two of these at a time, but I just like collecting them. It's just so nice shaking them in my hand. I must have spent a fortune on them at this point. Heck, I'm even thinking of getting some resin and making my own!"
Just for reference, Bad Dragon is a famous dildo brand, so their joke didn’t really need fixing.
I get the sense that you aren't familiar with 'Bad Dragon', maybe Google can help you. ;)
I've been super fortunate with my previous purchases, so most definitely will keep that going for as long as I can to avoid spending more money. Ikr, so practical... - maybe I should consider taking a walk on the wild side! :-P
I kept going to keep going to Games Workshop desperate to find a Dungeon Master, but they keep talking to me about some fantasy game. What am I doing wrong?
Jokes on you I met my players in my local bdsm community. I couldn’t think of a place more likely to have a bunch of socially capable people interested in pf2
Most of the stuff here I can't relate to as I scroll by (I'm not really into card/dice based rpgs) but this one, uhhhh... 😳