I know I’m a horrifying murderbot, and they know it, and it makes both of us nervous, which makes me even more nervous.

What if my brain was replaced with robot parts hooked up to my wetware? That's less than half but the robot is definitely in charge. Is the 50% by weight, surface area, or volume?

I don't ask the second question idly. I'm planning on adding a lot of robot parts to fix defects in my wetware and would like to continue signing up for things. I'm an honest drunk and would rather not lie to these websites.