programmer rule

I'm trans and a programmer and I don't have socks like these. Where do I get some?? (Can someone mail me a pair???)

Sorry, this is wrong. Programmers are not femboys, they're furries. Everybody knows that. How do you think they have so much money to spend on drawn porn and fursuits?

I laughed but i honestly don't get it lol

So if my boss tells me to dress for the job I want. I use this as a guide, right?

Legs: warmed

Feet: lickable