I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I've probably also had worse. I'll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.
Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.
Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks
Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn't normally contain sugar.
Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.
I'm a biologist and can confirm I get like, so much sex. I do sex so often I make bacteria jealous! Yeah, biologists definitely fuck. Yeah.
Minge tastes vaguely of copper.
Do you only eat out chicks that keep loose change in their front pocket?
Have you ever taken such a big shit that you had to remove your pants and underwear so you could open your legs wide enough to shit it all out faster? I imagine drinking one of these feels something like that.
Pretty sure CO2 is more dense than nitorogen.
Nitrogen also doesn't like to dissolve in water so as to why they add it make no sense to me
Source, I brew beer
I'm not sure about cans but I doubt it as I stated before, nitrogen basically can't dissolve into water. I know guinness is typically forced through restrictor plate which uses beer gas (25% Nitrogen 75% CO2) for the extra pressure needed. That massive head is all the nitrogen leaving solution
Nitrogen dissolves poorly, but enough of it remains to cause the different density that allows a black and tan to float, or this abomination. You say you homebrew, but aren't even willing to look up this information and argue with internet strangers about it.
There is so little nitrogen that you can basically rule it out. The biggest factor would be HFCS (fructose)
And who said home brew?
Also isn't that particular monster nitrogenated too?
Co2 has a density of 1.98g/L vs nitrogen 1.25g/L
It tastes like blood because you're going to get punched in your potty mouth for ordering it.
Just guessing, but looks like it tastes like GUINESS -> briefly ass -> MONSTER WRECKING MY BUZZ.
stuff like this is done in Czechia, which is the country with by far the most consumption of beer per capita.
Diesel is Coke and Beer.
then there is Sprite and Beer.
I am pretty sure Fanta and Beer is a thing too.
plus there are various syrups that can be added to beer, Cherry, Strawberry and Elderberry are the most popular of those
Diesel is equal parts cider and beer with a dash of blackcurrant. Turbo diesel also contains a shot of vodka.
That just sounds like Snakebite and Black, a drink most places in the UK won't serve.
Mostly because cleaning bright purple vomit out of your pub carpet is a fucking nightmare.
It was always referred to as diesel by the hive. Couldn't say no at £1 a pint. Heavy shit.
Fun fact - the original lesser known Snakebite is a shooter of Yukon Jack and Rosie's Sweetened Lime. The name was assumably stolen for the Guinness/cider combo
Why do your pubs have carpet? Over on the other side of the ocean I’ve never been to a carpeted bar
Because we're civilised.
I mean, not civilised enough to avoid attempting to drink a dozen snakebite and blacks and then launching it The Exorcist style all over the floor, but just civilised enough to be able to go to the hospital for free when the three lads who've stuffed their noses with magic dickhead powder decided you were looking at them funny.
Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it's often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don't want a full beer
Radler has recently made its way to Korea. I bought some once not knowing what it was. While drinking, I couldn't figure out why I wasn't getting a buzz. I thoroughly checked the can and found out it's got 2-3% alcohol. Needless to say, I haven't bought it since.
Is Guinness supposed to be good? Or just everyday average you can count on to get a decent buzz on.
It's known more for being smooth, not really a beer to just get trashed on, but you definitely can.
Keep in mind, there's different kinds. It's best on tap, but they make cans that simulate a fresh pour.
There's also Guinness stout, which is more bitter. Personally, I like stouts but they're not for everyone. I'd call their stout decent but it's not my favorite as stouts go.
Ever tried shandy? It's basically that, but Guinness.
The sweetness of the Monster is countered by the stoutness of...the stout, basically making a shandy.
Wash your mouth out with radioactive waste you dirty Philistine.
Shandy is fine on a hot summer day if you have to drive. Pleasant, even.
That drink is the greatest assault on the Irish nation since bloody Sunday.