There's like a 95% chance I would respond similarly to the one in blue without an iota of awareness that it might come off as rude. Instead, I would probably feel proud of my authenticity and accuracy.
Not that I was ever some lothario in my single days, but one could manage "blue guy" instincts and still not come off as a total ass: "You'd think that but no, polar bears live on ice, that'd be pretty fucking dumb silly if they fell through it all the time. ---insert laughing emoji--- So anyway, how are you this morning?"
Maybe still a bit pedantic, but in my experience it's best if that becomes known fairly early. My wife had fair warning, LOL.