Someone reported this as NSFW, but I don’t see it. This is just Grandpa Simpson gumming a cucumber with his dentures out.
yes this is lacto-_ass_illus fermentation style. The anerobic environment allows for the production of _ass_etic _ass_id and lactic _ass_id which gives you that familiar tanginess.
I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?
Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren't big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you're stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they're actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob
I think the word is perfectly cromulent but as the creator it falls upon you to define it