Hate to be the one who breaks it to you but have you ever considered that your kids might be stupid?
In that case... Are you a spy and is your wife unusually strong?
If so, I wish your kid luck earning those Stella.
I am not a spy. Or am I?
My wife is as strong as every wife out there and I'm still stupid enough to try to go against her will every now and then. That's why men die younger on average 🤣
You'd think that having a quicker than normal kid would be easier to raise, but no. I was walking and talking at 10 months, reading at 21 months, and in Montessori school by the age of 2. I was also probably the worst kid my parents raised.
learning to say no at such an early age must have been actual torture for your parents
I didn't say 'asshole'. Not that we don't love them. I live with 6 of the asshole variety. I miss dogs.
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I had a test about nouns in the first grade. I picked a cat to be a "person" not a "thing." I asked my dad why I got the question wrong. He said our cat is a person to us.
That's actually pretty sweet. But the nails on that dog make me think that's not a dog. You're living with a child-werewolf.
Pet is such a reductive way to describe living, feeling creature sharing your household.
If you have lots of pets you don’t live in a pet palace, no. You live in a fucking zoo.