Sounds like English isn't your mother tongue. What you meant to say is "I have a happy asshole". The difference is that having a hapoy asshole gives you pleasure, while being a happy asshole denies others pleasure.
Don't misunderstand me, I am of course talking about your dog, given your username
Wet wipes are better than just paper, but pale in comparison to a bidet. The wipes are usually made with plastic, too.
Dude what, that comment got removed by a moderator. I just said that I use wet wipes, what the hell.
Sorry - that was the auto-mod. It removes heavily down-voted stuff, which normally is something that needs removing, but not always. I'll restore your comment.
I throw them in the bin, not the toilet. They aren't too dirty because I used paper first.
But yeha, I need to invest in a bidet, I'm honestly just scared of that thing. Like... Poop and pressurized water is just too concerning. Don't poop particles sprinkle everywhere?
Psyllium for me. It changed my life. Two spoonfuls a day keep me using 90-95% less toilet paper than before.
hahah idk why people downvoted you, when I go somewhere that doesn't have a hygienic douche I use this trick too. But everyday I prefer water and my but does too.
Got Finnish ancestry. Everyone I see in Finland online reminds me of my cousins. I think I need to go visit.
honestly if I fall face first into shit, I would use soap to clean it, water would not be sufficient
Every time I fall face first into shit I get an erection.
But yes. I use water to clean it off.