Not only are they watching you, they're judging you.
Also, take it from a squid- clams don't meditate. They're big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.
Also, take it from a squid- clams don't meditate. They're big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.
You would think so, but they've got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.
Hey, you don't have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.
The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting "from the sea to the river".
Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen
People are like piranahs on Lemmy when it comes to anything ad-adjacent lol. It's good to be vigilant, but damn, not EVERYTHING is something, lol. Honestly, getting all riled up over an ad someone saw in a subway and was amused by is pretty shellfish of them...
Sirs can I please have your attention!
These days we're outraged almost exclusively by AI. Please proceed to re write your comments, assuming the image was made entirely by a computer and OP is a bot.
Well you couldn't tell now lol, but when I commented, about 25% of the comments were accusing OP of being a corporate shill or similar "you're just giving Spotify free advertisement" stuff.
I thought the typo was going to be 'calm mediation' at first and just thought it would be lawyer ASMR.
I would not care and I tell you why, I did not understood why the same thing was written twice I had to read the title again in order to pay more attention and realize what the problem was !!!
Those 2019 people were just another year away from finding out what an actually crazy year looks like.
8 million is dramatically underselling how many people live in the metro area - that's only the city limits.
Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.
What I see here is an intentional play on words and guess what? There literally is one Clam Meditation playlist.
I know the internet has dumbed down our humour senses with videos, but how does anyone look at this and not see it as an obvious and intentional dad joke?
Are you implying that Spotify used user data to generate these advertisements, rather than just paying the marketing firm that definitely came up with this idea?
Also, way to add an extra layer to the promotion.
Do you think Spotify is paying me or something? For fuck's sake. I thought it was funny. If you don't like it, move on.
I mean if it was a brand new account posting just things like this, sure, I would agree. In this case I recognize OP and give them the benefit of the doubt they aren't an undercover Shitify agent here to advertise on the shitpost community. Not everything has to be black and white.
Not hard to karma farm and use an account for corporate influence. ThePicardManuever just posted a taco bell ad today.
Looks like an anti-Spotify ad to me. Why should Spotify employees read the names of people's playlists?
Edit: oh, they're probably public ones. Still, technically profiting off people's content, which they likely agreed to in ToS.
That seems like something that could be easily taken just from the api, I feel like if it's data anyone can get for free, they are fine to use it in ads.
I mean, the users probably didn't read the ToS but lots of social media and similar have these rules. I feel they should ask for every instance they use individual data for advertising their platform anyway even if the user clicked "Agree" when signing up. ToS;DR calls this "You sign away moral rights".