I sometimes miss polandball (screenshot taken from a Kraut video on youtube)
It took me a second to realize this is supposed to be Germany and not Mickey Mouse as a ball. Now I've just learned that MM has the same coloring as the German flag. Huh.
I once tried to apply for unemployment benefits for a period of 3 months between jobs. I now have a whole folder with all the documents I was sent. My application was, of course, denied.
Frankly I'm in favour of whatever keeps them harmlessly busy.
(you can't be mad at me my mum is Polish)