Yeah, I wouldn't be entirely surprised if their training consisted of "don't run over anything with the tank...get out and move it...tanks are expensive"
Jogs over, reaches down, touches the mine, <ffft> lights out... for the lucky one. The other one is gonna save a lot of money on sneakers.
I've decided to name there's guys Speedy, Flaily, and Ragdoll.
Ragdoll got so much hang time that he could be mistaken for a NBA pro, until you remember that he could only ever do that trick once.