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I wish to give this many fucks

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I beseech you to find articles in modern newspapers where people are described as whispering or speaking politely. Sounds wonderful.

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"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!" Dumbledore asked, calmly.

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DIDYOUPUTYORNAYMEINTHEGOBLETOFIYAH

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Isildur, did you cast the ring into the mountain of fire?

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Angelo, the house is on fire! No mother it's just the northern lights

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Little known fact, Angelo was the real life inspiration for the "This is fine" dog.

A_Union_of_Kobolds

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I definitely read "is it a bad fire, my good man?" In the voice of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy

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Ah, I see you know your combustion well.

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Ending sentences with "my good man" is very nice my friend.

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I like that the fireman was so polite and whisper, so to not disturb him during his relax time

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How did they know about the song in Angelo's heart? And, more importantly, what song was it?

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https://youtu.be/xNWhiXxdbWk

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Something similar happened to me as well. Though I didn't sit in the bathtub but was playing on my PC and didn't hear anyone knocking because of the headphones. No fireman entered my apartment but I decided to take a look what smelled so funny and why there are so many blinking lights.

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That must have been scary! Glad you're ok!

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tbh I was more like "Welp.. need to wait outside then, I guess."

It was just a small fire because some dickhead burned a backpack on the basement for whatever reason. Not much smoke or anything.

Today it's more like a funny story you tell friends or when dating. One might even say I played through the fire and flames. Ü

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This sounds like the intro to a porno.

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I wish I had an ounce of this man's chill

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The answer is drugs

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Back when everything in your home wasn't so insanely flammable.

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...In 1936?

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Alright maybe not that long ago

CommissarVulpin

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January 27, 1936 was a Monday

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So this presumably happened on Jan. 25th.

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That's likely the date the article was written, not the date it happened.

CommissarVulpin

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Oh, yeah, you’re right. I didn’t even see “Saturday night” in the article lol. Whenever I see old dates I like looking up what day of the week it was on, just for fun.