What the hell do you mean "appear" on the right shoulder of the queen?
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No, in fact, you could say it more clearly because that word, "appear", does not describe an act of movement! And on top of that, the queen has a wall of pawns blocking all passage. How am I supposed to get past?
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What the fuck does "instant transmission" mean?!
"What the fuck do you mean 'go straight then 90 degrees right?' At what point do I go diagonal?"