My wife: They don't even sell the same stuff.
Me:Yeah, I'm sure they had to split their assets in the divorce.
Too bad they were just capitalists that ran out all the cool local stores and all share the same shitty patterns and designs.
That's not the case, there's an ALDI north and south. The brothers Albrecht split because of a dispute on weather or not they should sell cigarettes. ALDI = Albrecht Discount.