MFW people talk about reddit here

"They said I wouldn't shit on 'em.

I spread my cheeks and hit them with an absolute screamer."

They forgot I'm him. I'm him-ulation. I am Him Kardashian, Himbuktu, Himon and Pumbaa. I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm a hundred percent Himalayan. Fuck it.

She wanted dick but I gave her crack

Call that pussy The Matrix 'cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out

We smokin symbiotes.

I'm smoking filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit.

Edit: nah I can't forget about this one:

"Fuck it, I ate the opp."

What is a Reddit?

A miserable little pile of lies!

I'm with you, my Internet searches are always -reddit

I get mad Boomhauer vibes from this, man.

I'm at the bank, boutta withdraw all of it

The Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species.

"What is Reddit? A miserable pile of bigots!"