Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.
You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.
She seems honest IMO.
These "quirky" bios are a dime a dozen on swipe dating platforms.
Don't bother with them, they're not taking things seriously, and aren't actually interested in you, just there to stroke their ego.
they’re not taking things seriously
No shit?
just there to stroke your ego.
… this is such an odd leap of reasoning that I have a feeling you have personal story somewhere in there
Weeelll, you have personal experience from what I'm assuming is at most a couple of different "cases", plus it's not like we know whether your interpretation of what was going on reflects what happened. Not that I'm saying you're lying or necessarily even incorrect, mind you, just that taking random people at their word is often inadvisable.
Not that it makes much of a difference to me personally anyhow, it's not like I have any intention of using Tinder. Never had any good experiences with it when I did try it a few years ago
"...sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord"?? If my life is worthless, then it's not really a sacrifice, is it? Please do better, "Danielle, 19".