Nebraska Spider-Man needs this:
Ballooning, sometimes called kiting, is a process by which spiders, and some other small invertebrates, move through the air by releasing one or more gossamer threads to catch the wind, causing them to become airborne...
Was gonna make a comment about webs as a sling shot and gliding but clearly nature has a way better solution.
He's out of breath because being in a car-dependent area doesn't afford him opportunities for exercise.
Wasn't there another character that had something similar happen?
They were lured into an environment where their powers would be useless and they're just like "pfft bitch thought" and started ripping shit straight outta the ground.
I wanna say magneto but I honestly can't remember
Super unrealistic!
Fat Spiderman could never get a cab out here on the Prairies, he would show up in a battered farm truck and empty beer cans would fall out when he opened the door
And if you like that, the same group did a TV show called Danger 5 which is MORE unhinged and awesome
