Microsoft is working on an Xbox AI chatbot
Microsoft is working on an Xbox AI chatbot
https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/2/24118728/microsoft-xbox-ai-chatbot-testing
Microsoft has bigger plans for AI-powered Xbox features.
https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/2/24118728/microsoft-xbox-ai-chatbot-testing
Microsoft has bigger plans for AI-powered Xbox features.
Enough with the AI chatbots. They try to shove one down our throats on our computer desktops, in our browsers, in our messaging apps, now we need to be inundated while trying to game?
"Hi! I'm Clippy! It looks like you're trying to play Halo. Let's take you to the Store so you can purchase more DLCs..."
But I just want to play Halo...
"Yes, but the DLCs will make it better!"
But I'm happy with what I already have.
"Oh, look, here's the store!"
“Who’s Cortana? I don’t know who you’re talking about. Surely you’ve mistaken me for someone else. My name’s, uh, Blortana.”
Nobody: . . .
Micro$oft: AI chatbot!
Everybody: No
Micro$oft: We put it in your search engine!
Everybody: No, no, stop. We don’t want
Micro$oft: Bam! AI on your desktop! All day long!
Everybody: Stop with the AI. We don’t want it
Micro$oft: We’re naming it “Ballmer”
Everybody: That’s the worst - just NO to all of
Micro$oft: It’s in your games! Yesssss!
If you don't want it, don't use it. If nobody uses it Microsoft doesn't make money from it. If Microsoft doesn't make money from it, they won't run it.
Despite its forced inclusion into the 360 it did give some of us much needed exercise! Kinect Adventures!!
Fucken can't wait to hear it tell me how it's gonna bang my mum in 31 different ways and that I'm shit at video games.