Boris Johnson announces arrival of sixth, seventh, eighth or maybe even ninth child

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Boris Johnson announces arrival of sixth, seventh, eighth or maybe even ninth child

https://newsthump.com/2023/07/11/boris-johnson-announces-arrival-of-sixth-seventh-eighth-or-maybe-even-ninth-child/

A spokesperson for Boris Johnson has announced that the former prime minister and his current wife Carrie Symonds have had another healthy baby boy, leaving it up to your imagination how many broth…

A spokesperson for Boris Johnson has announced that the former prime minister and his current wife Carrie Symonds have had another healthy baby boy

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I hope someone is keeping count, because I doubt he is.

He needs snipping.

We send Boris Johnson £350 million a week in child benefit. Let's spend it on the NHS instead.

I misread that as sniping, but that'll do in the meantime.

That would be acceptable.

As per the Beeb article he has "four grown-up children with second wife Marina Wheeler, and another daughter from an affair" plus the other 2 he had whilst in office. So I'd say eighth as the bare minimum

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Is that his second or third with Carrie? Are they all boys with her?

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