I have three rules:
Biggest one tops
No funny stuff in the peehole
We will make out first and you will like it
Biggest dick or tallest or is it by volume? Cause I have a decent chance at winning two of those and I just want to get fucked D=
Ok with #3 tho
Is it even technically gay if the two users are opposite genders? (not sure if Zeppo is male, it only seems like it from the profile, if I'm wrong I deeply apologize).